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Sometimes hobos get it wrong. It's hard to give a smoking dirty lady your hard earned spare change when you know she's going to buy crack with it. Like all things, the problem starts at home. Let us educate the lost. Jesus did.

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    No matter what, there is always a plan B. You don’t have a roof over your head, your bed is usually a soggy box, and three meals a day is a cruel joke from a life now forgotten. You certainly could spend your days asking for change and eating hot dogs from carts, but the fast track to success in your line of work is a road soaked in blood.

    If you kill a man you go straight to a place with a roof and steady meals. As an added bonus you get all the shower sex you could ever want! Sure it might be uncomfortable at first but you need to remember that it has been years since you’ve last felt the warmth of a woman.

    Tagged: last resort prison plan b love salad tossing

    Posted on July 24, 2009

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