Sometimes hobos get it wrong. It’s hard to give a smoking dirty lady your hard earned spare change when you know she’s going to buy crack with it. Like all things, the problem starts at home. Let us educate the lost. Jesus did.Tumblr (3.0; @hoboprotips)http://hoboprotips.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xEUh4FZIf8E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xEUh4FZIf8E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>You could easily become a bum…</p> <p><i>© Brad Neely</i></p>http://hoboprotips.com/post/341373638http://hoboprotips.com/post/341373638Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:14:09 -0500early warningmusicYou might believe body odor is part of the hobo uniform, and to a certain extent it is, but believe...http://hoboprotips.com/post/334617767http://hoboprotips.com/post/334617767Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:22:49 -0500wisdombathingprideYou can be the most popular, wealthiest, and handsome hobo in the world! … in your own mind....http://hoboprotips.com/post/181339557http://hoboprotips.com/post/181339557Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:09:00 -0400imaginationpridesubmissionGet used to it.http://hoboprotips.com/post/180626804http://hoboprotips.com/post/180626804Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:54:23 -0400wisdomPeople have been saying it to hobos since the beginning of time. Get a job. But no one cares to...http://hoboprotips.com/post/168008313http://hoboprotips.com/post/168008313Fri, 21 Aug 2009 03:34:03 -0400employmentprostitutionchild careanimal caremasturbationLet’s assume for a second that you followed the advice in the post called ‘kill’....http://hoboprotips.com/post/164533764http://hoboprotips.com/post/164533764Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:14:00 -0400foodclothingweaponsnative americansYou’re broke, your guitar isn’t.http://hoboprotips.com/post/160812060http://hoboprotips.com/post/160812060Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:22:58 -0400wisdommusicguitarinstrumenttuneI swear to God, if you hobos don’t knock it off with the long stories with plot twists and...http://hoboprotips.com/post/160805241http://hoboprotips.com/post/160805241Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:10:22 -0400behavioral patternscommon sensestoriesaggrivation<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hoboprotips.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/159071382/MKrgYqhYuqx512ydMo0ArZKl&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>This is part four of a four part series called “Sing you dirty piece of shit!”</p> <p>Now we have the fourth and final song for your musical arsenal. This is the Dick Cheney of hobo songs. This is the alpha and the omega. This is C Is For Cookie. Singing this song is the same as saying you’re definitely getting change today, because you are! If I heard a hobo singing C Is For Cookie I’d give him everything in my wallet and I’d let him pee on my feet. That’s how god damn magical this song is!</p> <p>With this, you now know the four most important songs in the hobo world. You’re set for life.</p>http://hoboprotips.com/post/159071382http://hoboprotips.com/post/159071382Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:49:00 -0400c is for cookiecookiesmusicsing you dirty piece of shit<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hoboprotips.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/157743399/MKrgYqhYuqu3o1c9f2zLKKZ4&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>This is part three of a four part series called “Sing you dirty piece of shit!”</p> <p>Next up on our list of required hobo songs is Jimmy Crack Corn, also known as Blue Tail Fly. Why is it also called Blue Tail Fly? No idea. Roughly 70% of the song is the phrase ‘Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care’ but apparently some toothless dream wearing burlap decided Blue Tail Fly was more appropriate.</p> <p>If Skip To My Lou is the shuriken of hobo songs, this is the sweatpants of hobo songs. Just one more song to go and you’ll know every melody you could ever hope to know.</p>http://hoboprotips.com/post/157743399http://hoboprotips.com/post/157743399Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:48:00 -0400blue tail flyjimmy crack cornmusicsweatpantssing you dirty piece of shitHobos come in different shapes and sizes. You need to be able to identify each type and also know...http://hoboprotips.com/post/156316550http://hoboprotips.com/post/156316550Wed, 05 Aug 2009 06:08:00 -0400hobo typesclassificationbehavioral patterns<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hoboprotips.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/156298568/MKrgYqhYuqre9y1gYP7bP4dc&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>This is part two of a four part series called “Sing you dirty piece of shit!”</p> <p>Now that you’ve had time to memorize the last song, Oh Susanna, we’re going to kick it up a notch with a long annoying bastard of a song called Skip To My Lou. Skip To My Lou is the ninja shuriken of hobo songs and I’m not going to explain what that means.</p> <p>Memorize it well.</p>http://hoboprotips.com/post/156298568http://hoboprotips.com/post/156298568Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:21:46 -0400skip to my loumusicsising you dirty piece of shithobo shurikiens<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hoboprotips.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/153594956/MKrgYqhYuqludkm1Af7C0yRc&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>This is part one of a four part series called “Sing you dirty piece of shit!”</p> <p>Hobos have passed their time by singing the classics for ages. Trains used to be filled with the sweet sweet songs of poor people and there’s no excuse for you to not continue the proud tradition of those who came before you. Every hobo should know four key songs. To not know them is a hobo no no.</p> <p>Oh Susanna is the first in this series. Listen to the words and study them well.</p>http://hoboprotips.com/post/153594956http://hoboprotips.com/post/153594956Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:05:00 -0400oh susannamusicsing you dirty piece of shitSeriouslyhttp://hoboprotips.com/post/151346864http://hoboprotips.com/post/151346864Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:35:00 -0400pantswisdomfashioncommon sensebehavioral patternsinexperienceYou are. Don’t argue with me. Your alcoholism goes all the way back to the time of Jesus. As...http://hoboprotips.com/post/151143996http://hoboprotips.com/post/151143996Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:48:00 -0400jesussuper powersalcoholismlineage“Roaming hobo at night, pedestrian delight. Roaming hobo at dawn, pedestrian be warned.”...http://hoboprotips.com/post/149206771http://hoboprotips.com/post/149206771Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:26:41 -0400roamingancient sayingsstephen hawking“Hobos will fuck you up!” - Jesushttp://hoboprotips.com/post/148803748http://hoboprotips.com/post/148803748Sat, 25 Jul 2009 05:11:51 -0400threatspromiseslovejesuswisdomAs urban pioneers, hobos have a natural sense when it comes to the weather. That’s why...http://hoboprotips.com/post/148759823http://hoboprotips.com/post/148759823Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:02:00 -0400weathersuper powersbehavioral patternspets“A belt made from the heads of your vanquished enemies will ensure an undisturbed nights...http://hoboprotips.com/post/148566886http://hoboprotips.com/post/148566886Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:10:00 -0400wisdomsleepstrategythomas edisonfashionHobos with missing limbs get more moneyhttp://hoboprotips.com/post/148567222http://hoboprotips.com/post/148567222Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:10:00 -0400desperation