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Sometimes hobos get it wrong. It's hard to give a smoking dirty lady your hard earned spare change when you know she's going to buy crack with it. Like all things, the problem starts at home. Let us educate the lost. Jesus did.

Spare some change?

Spare some wisdom?

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    This is part four of a four part series called “Sing you dirty piece of shit!”

    Now we have the fourth and final song for your musical arsenal. This is the Dick Cheney of hobo songs. This is the alpha and the omega. This is C Is For Cookie. Singing this song is the same as saying you’re definitely getting change today, because you are! If I heard a hobo singing C Is For Cookie I’d give him everything in my wallet and I’d let him pee on my feet. That’s how god damn magical this song is!

    With this, you now know the four most important songs in the hobo world. You’re set for life.

    Tagged: c is for cookie cookies music sing you dirty piece of shit

    Posted on August 9, 2009 with 1 note

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