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Sometimes hobos get it wrong. It's hard to give a smoking dirty lady your hard earned spare change when you know she's going to buy crack with it. Like all things, the problem starts at home. Let us educate the lost. Jesus did.

Spare some change?

Spare some wisdom?

  • Plays: 30
    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    This is part three of a four part series called “Sing you dirty piece of shit!”

    Next up on our list of required hobo songs is Jimmy Crack Corn, also known as Blue Tail Fly. Why is it also called Blue Tail Fly? No idea. Roughly 70% of the song is the phrase ‘Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care’ but apparently some toothless dream wearing burlap decided Blue Tail Fly was more appropriate.

    If Skip To My Lou is the shuriken of hobo songs, this is the sweatpants of hobo songs. Just one more song to go and you’ll know every melody you could ever hope to know.

    Tagged: blue tail fly jimmy crack corn music sweatpants sing you dirty piece of shit

    Posted on August 7, 2009 with 1 note

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